Day 2 of my James Vale, Juice Master 3 Day Detox – MAN DOWN!


It’s all gone pear-shaped…(do you see what I did there!?!)

My juicer has DIED! Well, it hasn’t exactly died but everything it produces tastes like burning plastic, the juicer itself smells like burning plastic and I’m not a huge fan of the smoked effect it’s started giving my kitchen.

This sounds like possibly the best excuse ever for flaking out of my juice diet but I am not making this up, not even a tiny bit. I’m now drowning in fruit and veg that don’t usually go together to make a meal. Hmm…

The advice from today, friends is not to buy a Phillips juicer. Hidden among all of the amazing reviews are lots of reviews that talk about the juicers going up in smoke after a few uses. Amazon have even stopped shipping my model because it is defective.

I’ve ordered a new juicer and it looks like I’m going to have to shelve this diet until it arrives next week. Yes, next week. I even ordered silver (yuk) instead of red (love) to expedite the recommencement of the juice detox. THAT’S HOW DEDICATED I AM!!!

Until then, I’m sorry. I failed. But really and truly, for once it wasn’t my fault 🙂 x

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