Exercise…How is this good for me!?!

OMG…have just exercised for what could well be the first time in literally years! I must however point out that I have not gone totally mad, I did follow this exercise with eating far too much chocolate…wouldn’t want to actually lose weight because then I couldn’t moan about my thighs any more!

Not only have I exercised but I have also broken a sweat…yes actual beads of watery type stuff appeared on my forehead…mental! This could not have been at a much worse time as I then saw a very attractive man in the car park who had handily parked next to me. He did “check me out” and I had a good look back, though I fear I may be kidding myself and actually he was wondering what the hell I had been doing in the gym to come out looking quite so shit!!! What I had been doing was in fact a class with the most hideous name ever…Step: Bums and Guts. Apparently I am now so obese that I have a gut rather than a slight tummy, shock tactics are clearly working though as I did attend. Luckily next week’s class clashes with a theatre trip…oh darn!

I’m thinking maybe restricting my exercise to the odd go-karting session when I’m at work may be the way forward, not least because I seem to be good at that as it requires no co-ordination and impatience is actually a bonus!

Right, exercise rant over, time to hang out my washed and wet laundry before bed. Over and out x